{"id":102794,"date":"2026-05-24T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-24T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/05\/24\/comedian-alasdair-beckett-king-was-a-die-hard-adventure-gamer-until-he-discovered-morrowind-the-first-time-i-loaded-it-up-i-walked-straight-into-a-little-pond-and-was-killed-by-a-fish-yahoo\/"},"modified":"2026-05-24T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-05-24T16:00:00","slug":"comedian-alasdair-beckett-king-was-a-die-hard-adventure-gamer-until-he-discovered-morrowind-the-first-time-i-loaded-it-up-i-walked-straight-into-a-little-pond-and-was-killed-by-a-fish-yahoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/05\/24\/comedian-alasdair-beckett-king-was-a-die-hard-adventure-gamer-until-he-discovered-morrowind-the-first-time-i-loaded-it-up-i-walked-straight-into-a-little-pond-and-was-killed-by-a-fish-yahoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Comedian Alasdair Beckett-King was a die-hard adventure gamer until he discovered Morrowind: &#8216;The first time I loaded it up, I walked straight into a little pond and was killed by a fish&#8217; &#8211; Yahoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.com\/rss\/articles\/CBMipwFBVV95cUxPeV9NbzNIbFJrbDVnRWY4Y056Yk9mQ2V5aDZDNWR1bmdSeXY0c2NUV18teGtCX1B6TnZNM29rU3Y4X2xORFd4NlU3QWxFeXAzMkozSE9Xc1VqYzNQYWpmNVVfWGdFaUFKTnE4UUVzeVlYb3l6VGt0cGx3aElQUjBVR2RZRHp4aEZwbjRqUUIwUHpocXhMa3l3eHIyQWFacVVhUU5MY2daaw?oc=5\" target=\"_blank\">Comedian Alasdair Beckett-King was a die-hard adventure gamer until he discovered Morrowind: &#8216;The first time I loaded it up, I walked straight into a little pond and was killed by a fish&#8217;<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color=\"#6f6f6f\">Yahoo<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comedian Alasdair Beckett-King was a die-hard adventure gamer until he discovered Morrowind: &#8216;The first time I loaded it up, I walked straight into a little&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/05\/24\/comedian-alasdair-beckett-king-was-a-die-hard-adventure-gamer-until-he-discovered-morrowind-the-first-time-i-loaded-it-up-i-walked-straight-into-a-little-pond-and-was-killed-by-a-fish-yahoo\/\" class=\"read-more\">[more]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[421],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gaming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}