{"id":25654,"date":"2026-03-29T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-29T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/03\/29\/my-birthday-party-has-rules-cones-and-judges-nobody-wins-at-parallel-parking-until-now-nola-com\/"},"modified":"2026-03-29T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T12:00:00","slug":"my-birthday-party-has-rules-cones-and-judges-nobody-wins-at-parallel-parking-until-now-nola-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/03\/29\/my-birthday-party-has-rules-cones-and-judges-nobody-wins-at-parallel-parking-until-now-nola-com\/","title":{"rendered":"My birthday party has rules, cones and judges: Nobody wins at parallel parking. Until now. &#8211; NOLA.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.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?oc=5\" target=\"_blank\">My birthday party has rules, cones and judges: Nobody wins at parallel parking. Until now.<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color=\"#6f6f6f\">NOLA.com<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My birthday party has rules, cones and judges: Nobody wins at parallel parking. Until now.&nbsp;&nbsp;NOLA.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}