{"id":41124,"date":"2026-04-14T12:06:13","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T12:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/04\/14\/opinion-in-every-other-universe-i-am-an-english-teacher-the-daily-illini\/"},"modified":"2026-04-14T12:06:13","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T12:06:13","slug":"opinion-in-every-other-universe-i-am-an-english-teacher-the-daily-illini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/04\/14\/opinion-in-every-other-universe-i-am-an-english-teacher-the-daily-illini\/","title":{"rendered":"Opinion | In every other universe, I am an English teacher &#8211; The Daily Illini"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.com\/rss\/articles\/CBMixgFBVV95cUxPcW1SczlsYlpFMEZDS19sYnRMT3ZWbkJiRnprQXFkM3NNYXA4MnZGR3Q3V1Bxb0hOaC1ITUdrbGtYZ2xiZWo3X29wUWNkYklCRnhkMjNQVklvanJNRTl5X1FEdGZab1RIelF5YThEcDJ0Wm01VEI1T214WVdzVWtlVTZxUDYxdC1GZUZKTk9UR0RXQ3RMS2hPUmVNLXNyZnpIWEMzMmdvVXhzRk81cE02OHNsQk5EQTB0aE1xV3pJczViX05sMlE?oc=5\" target=\"_blank\">Opinion | In every other universe, I am an English teacher<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color=\"#6f6f6f\">The Daily Illini<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Opinion | In every other universe, I am an English teacher&nbsp;&nbsp;The Daily Illini<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}