{"id":6377,"date":"2026-03-08T05:24:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-08T05:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/03\/08\/snl-cold-open-fired-kristi-noem-turns-in-her-gun-badge-lips-and-lashes-rolling-stone\/"},"modified":"2026-03-08T05:24:00","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T05:24:00","slug":"snl-cold-open-fired-kristi-noem-turns-in-her-gun-badge-lips-and-lashes-rolling-stone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/03\/08\/snl-cold-open-fired-kristi-noem-turns-in-her-gun-badge-lips-and-lashes-rolling-stone\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018SNL\u2019 Cold Open: Fired Kristi Noem Turns In Her Gun, Badge, Lips and Lashes &#8211; Rolling Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.com\/rss\/articles\/CBMiywFBVV95cUxOeXU2TVlKVG1TMGF2VWNhQThyX1EyUjRVQXV0bDJrYXJ3V1pQLU0tV3BWYzJTbnpXWXVEeVhOTDg3UmtHS0JncVE0S240cEg2TUZoNEFYVE00bENYMDZULTJ0bGtwMFdQRU1mbGhFcHA1OHI4c0NCQXExN3VHYWFPb3ZNN0h3TVZ0OU9iaFBJdHNGS2pvUnUxLVdQV2J6S2pTZ3p0MVRXOWdaWXV4YUt2NnZtWW5TT0JURHJEbk5jdl9DUUNtb1gwUy13Yw?oc=5\" target=\"_blank\">\u2018SNL\u2019 Cold Open: Fired Kristi Noem Turns In Her Gun, Badge, Lips and Lashes<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color=\"#6f6f6f\">Rolling Stone<\/font><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.com\/rss\/articles\/CBMib0FVX3lxTE1OeVhqWWRwZjdtUHJXeTI0dnJlSEVVNkdUMHM4TDM2Ukx2OWpQMTFpYkpWVU9nUzR6UWtzZW5XR1FGMmJkOGozUXZGeDlvaXpfMlBPLWFNWDR5cWxNWWFCNWdqX2RmU0N2OS1yOTQwTQ?oc=5\" target=\"_blank\">Kristi Noem Survived Many Crises. Then She Crossed a Trump Red Line.<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color=\"#6f6f6f\">The New York Times<\/font><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.com\/rss\/articles\/CBMipwFBVV95cUxQcDcwZmZMSDdVQ0ZKZTczaXZVN09NbU5BbjRCTHJVNHg5VHA4NWR1SXB0cGNDZHh2UTVGSlROSy05dzJpdXJPWVhCdU1fRXJYeU45RTFYZEpldUowYWk0cFNYWFdxRktzNnpTam1sTHBZYlZBazl6VDFYYmNSdkpDMy1NajlMN2k0c25HLU1rQWVhU3BkTnpJTkNVTE9aQklHWjhwendpTQ?oc=5\" target=\"_blank\">&#8216;SNL&#8217; mocks Kristi Noem&#8217;s firing in cold open \u2013 &#8216;I self-deported&#8217;<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color=\"#6f6f6f\">USA Today<\/font><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.com\/rss\/articles\/CBMinAFBVV95cUxPMVZfUW8yTDVBNFdNWE1BQTdWaC1YaGl0eGd2VjNtUEgtOTlUdVlucU1IYmNYRnFMTTE0OWxBTG42cFlPWk9WM1U3VjU2OGtmMVNRM3N1Y2tMekVESW1XdzhXNWFUVWZnTUxNNWFqNDVRZ292LU9LeTRybkRvbldSMUJQck8wQVVRRk9yNFllMjlhNGx6VHF4cVcwQl_SAaIBQVVfeXFMUHllZXFnZ0hLUlEwdjhyMW5zOWdnMzZiWGpMeHpCNjVJS2VSeGFrZnk1bzRwU0pZeUpSQnh5ZDVWdGwwTjUyd3FzU3h5NVR3MlpLUU55bjZUOFlrVTdPUVdTLVJfOTZxWXpPYXdzYmtyOERVUjhBMjY1Tk1CZE1jSVZaUGlhRWNBaFpGVjYwUS1YeElkSTN0ZjZHYUNLM1p1MkVB?oc=5\" target=\"_blank\">What\u2019s next for Kristi Noem? 2026 Senate chatter grows after DHS exit<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color=\"#6f6f6f\">Fox News<\/font><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.com\/rss\/articles\/CBMikAFBVV95cUxOX1ZyY2NyMjM5R2ZXSWxOUUU0eWRldmM0UzFOTU41YWtwc2VqSTZBVlAtZVZsR3JXcmhOWmtWbnNMMWg1ZExrZzVKYU1mS2JaZVlqTGd6Tm1rZFNMWk9JeklXY19tNE1hRlFfUXpHUWdleC1MU1JMOVdFM3VuUFZpZU5PaW1MaDB4VjZwRWZKelnSAZYBQVVfeXFMTWNqUEZ0cUVtY0hkR1A2eWo2Z0h5R1JUX1B3Q3AwZkRJVUlHMUsyaVJIU3otZzNDanVlOEdDZWQzTkd4ZEx1MTg0d1B0OS0xRzZzRlY4WTgwVFdjMTE1UG41VWJEbmpnYWN6SEgxMElsWU1QRlVUa191bUtEcEZXZjAwT2pHel9uTnRxcXhnY2VXbTItREZn?oc=5\" target=\"_blank\">Here\u2019s who could run to replace Mullin after DHS nomination<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color=\"#6f6f6f\">The Hill<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018SNL\u2019 Cold Open: Fired Kristi Noem Turns In Her Gun, Badge, Lips and Lashes&nbsp;&nbsp;Rolling Stone Kristi Noem Survived Many Crises. Then She Crossed a Trump&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/2026\/03\/08\/snl-cold-open-fired-kristi-noem-turns-in-her-gun-badge-lips-and-lashes-rolling-stone\/\" class=\"read-more\">[more]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flamenet.io\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}