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ASL? — the classic forum introduction thread

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Age / Sex / Location — the timeless internet icebreaker. Let's do a roll call.

24/M/California. Web developer. Been online since 1996 on a 28.8k modem.

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19/M/New York. CS student. Got online in 1998. Parents still don't understand what I do on the computer all day.

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27/F/Oregon. Graphic designer. Been online since '95 on Prodigy before discovering the actual internet.

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31/M/Texas. Sysadmin. Started on BBSes in 1992, moved to the internet in '94. I've seen things, man.

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22/M/Ontario, Canada. Student and part-time retail. First went online on WebTV in 1997. Yes, WebTV. Don't judge me.

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26/F/Washington. Teacher. Just got broadband last month and my life will never be the same.

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20/M/Florida. Unemployed (thanks dot-com crash). Gaming is basically my job now. lol. help.

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