My roommate uses my computer without asking, leaves dishes in the sink for a week, and plays Limp Bizkit at full volume at midnight. I love the guy but I'm going to lose it.

Surely I'm not alone. Vent your roommate frustrations here.

My roommate downloads stuff on Kazaa 24/7 and our shared internet connection is basically unusable. I've tried explaining bandwidth to him. He does not care.

Mine uses my shampoo, eats my food, and then denies it even though there are only two of us living here. The gaslighting is remarkable.

Roommate plays EverQuest until 4AM every night with the sound on. I can hear 'DING!' through the wall every time he levels up. It haunts my dreams.

My roommate is actually great and we get along perfectly. Sorry, I just wanted to brag. Carry on complaining.