Max Payne on PC is incredible. The Matrix-style bullet time mechanic is genius — diving sideways in slow motion while shooting is the coolest feeling in gaming. The noir atmosphere and graphic novel cutscenes are unique.

The face model is hilarious though. Max looks like he's in permanent constipation pain. Classic.

Bullet time changed my expectations for third-person shooters forever. Going back to games without it feels wrong now.

The writing is surprisingly good for a game. The noir narration is over-the-top but in a way that fits perfectly. 'The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point.'

Max's face is an employee of Remedy who was scanned into the game. The 'constipation face' is now legendary. They have to keep it for the sequel.