Time to settle this. What are the objectively best pizza toppings? And before anyone says it: yes, pineapple IS a valid topping and I will defend Hawaiian pizza to the death.

My top 5: pepperoni, mushrooms, sausage, green peppers, pineapple. Fight me.

Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity and I cannot be convinced otherwise. Pepperoni + jalapeños is the true king.

A simple Margherita with fresh mozzarella and basil is the pinnacle. Everything else is just noise on top of perfection.

BBQ chicken pizza changed my life. BBQ sauce base, chicken, red onion, cilantro. If you haven't tried it, you're missing out.

Pepperoni and mushroom is the perfect combination and has been since the beginning of time. No further discussion needed.