The Simpsons Quote Archive

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THE SIMPSONS QUOTE ARCHIVE
"D'oh!" - Homer J. Simpson
Best Homer Quotes:
"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems."
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!"
"You don't win friends with salad."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Best Ralph Wiggum Quotes:
- "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
- "I bent my wookie."
- "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
- "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Fun Facts:
The show has been on since 1989 and is STILL going! Season 13 just started. Conan O'Brien used to write for the show.


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Last updated: November 25, 2001