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THE SIMPSONS QUOTE ARCHIVE
"D'oh!" - Homer J. Simpson
Best Homer Quotes:
Best Ralph Wiggum Quotes:
- "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
- "I bent my wookie."
- "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
- "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
Fun Facts:
The show has been on since 1989 and is STILL going! Season 13 just started. Conan O'Brien used to write for the show.
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Last updated: November 25, 2001
"D'oh!" - Homer J. Simpson
Best Homer Quotes:
| "To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems." |
| "Operator! Give me the number for 911!" |
| "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!" |
| "You don't win friends with salad." |
| "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try." |
| "Mmm... forbidden donut." |
Best Ralph Wiggum Quotes:
- "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
- "I bent my wookie."
- "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
- "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
Fun Facts:
The show has been on since 1989 and is STILL going! Season 13 just started. Conan O'Brien used to write for the show.
Email | Guestbook
Last updated: November 25, 2001
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HTML_Guru 2025-09-17 10:47:34
I printed this whole page on my dot matrix printer haha
I printed this whole page on my dot matrix printer haha
The Webmaster 2025-09-15 05:14:57
How did you make that scrolling text?
How did you make that scrolling text?
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How do I make my text blink like yours?
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